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Buying Shoes in Portland

30 Jul 2003

Sales Guy: That will be one hundred and twenty five dollars. Jeff: One twenty five even? SG: Yes. J: Oh, right, no sales tax here. SG: Nope. You pay what’s on the tag. J: Neat. SG: Uh huh. J: So how do you build roads and stuff? SG: With asphalt and steamrollers. J:SG:J: Higher income tax, then? SG: Yeah. And the lottery. We make a lot off the lottery. J: So you tax people who are bad at math? SG: Exactly. Enjoy your shoes. J: Bye.